questionable topic – uneasy matters since 2008

How To

Posted in Uncategorized by questionabletopic on Monday, July 11, 2011

В этом видео есть все: мудрость Уоррена Баффета, позитивное административное вмешательство, реформа избирательной системы.
Трюк в простом: You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP all sitting members of congress are ineligible for reelection.
Перевод: Надо принять закон, согласно которого при возникновении дефицита большего чем 3% ВВП, всем действующим членам конгресса запрещено избрание на новый срок.

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i chose not to choose

Posted in consumerism, industry, internet by questionabletopic on Tuesday, April 6, 2010

The geeks were right.

Posted in anthropology, culture, lifehack, motivation, studies by questionabletopic on Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Возможности социальной адаптации и самореализации ботанов (EN|РУ).
И музыка в дорожку.

Cynical life observations

Posted in amazing, joke, opinions, quotations by questionabletopic on Wednesday, April 30, 2008

When I was born, I got a choice – A big d*ck or a good memory. I am not able to remember, what I chose.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Impotence is the nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – “don’t” and “stop”, unless they are used together.

Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

There are three stages to sex in a person’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

Have you heard about Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing.

Despite the old saying, “Don’t bring your troubles to bed”, many men still sleep with their wives!

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Труїзми – vol. 2

Posted in language, opinions by questionabletopic on Sunday, April 27, 2008
  1. A day without sunshine is like night.
  2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
  6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
  7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
  9. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
  10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. (more…)
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Життєві труїзми

Posted in amazing, joke, quotations by questionabletopic on Sunday, April 27, 2008

Кто рано встает – тот далеко от работы живет.

Надпись в туалете: главное не добежать, а донести.

Ревность – подозрение, что изменяешь не только ты, но и тебе.

Вот что плохо в питье водки с утра – трудно будет провести день разнообразно.

Лишь вдоволь позанимавшись сексом, ВРЕМЕННО понимаешь, что это – не главное.

Сколько мусорное ведро ни утрамбовывай – выносить все равно придется.

Продавать наркотики детям каждый дурак может, а вы их попробуйте алгебре научить!

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