questionable topic – uneasy matters since 2008

Tricky contraceptives

Posted in joke, story by questionabletopic on Wednesday, April 30, 2008

A young man goes into a pharmacy to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which one the young man wants.

The young man thinks for a while and replied “Well, I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight is “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.”

The young man makes his purchase and leaves happily.

Later that evening, he sits down and have dinner with his girlfriend and her parents.

He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree.

He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.

The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”

The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”

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