Blonde Joke (Nah, You’ve seen that coming!)
A plane is on its way to New York when a pretty blonde in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.
The stewardess notices this, and politely informs the blonde that she must go back to the economy class because that’s the type of ticket she has bought.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York and I’m staying right here!”
After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the blonde to move, the stewardess goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there’s a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her economy seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and explains that she needs to move, but once again the blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beatiful, I’m going to New York and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land.
The pilot says, “You say she’s blonde? I’ll handle this. I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.” He goes back to the blonde and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.
The stewardess and co-pilot are really amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
“I told her first class isn’t going to New York.”