Q: What’s an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn’t.
Q: What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.